If any of you work with USPS or have friends or family that works with USPS, could you please give them some lovely advice to NOT toss fucking packages to doorsteps? I don't give a shit if you're in a hurry, making a few extra steps towards the door and placing it gently is the smart thing to do, so don't be a lazy fuck and toss my shit. You have no right doing that.
You're lucky my shit wasn't fragile, but that's besides the point. If it doesn't belong to you, take EXTRA care of it.